Me too.
I wish I could say I found such a closet (figuratively speaking of course), but when I crawl through mine I get jeans in the middle of summer, a concession stand on the beach that does NOT face the beach ( I get to look at a road) and a variety of people, of which I can pleasantly report, are actually quite fantastical.
It is amazing how many different types of people are out there. The summer heat truly brings out the cream of the crop. You get the genuinely amazing people, who under any for of stress are remarkable people to deal with. I love these customers. You make my day amazing. For others, not so much.
Day 1 on the job this season, looked optimistic, truly did. I was enjoying myself quite thoroughly, nice people, good business, great day. You know the new movie"How to Train Your Dragon"? What do you do when the scratching of the chin or the feeding of food DOESN'T seem to curb their terrible attitude?
Let me introduce you to my single most precious jem of the day. Ladies and Gents, I give you Dragon Lady. This fire breathing exotic breed of human being can commonly be found crushing hopes and dreams of people everywhere and being generally obnoxious and outspoken. They think the world should be how they want it to be and do their darnedest to correct (what they think) is wrong. In other words, this breed is what one would call, a ball crusher.
Crushing the balls of the world.
Dragon Lady wasn't happy with how her food was ordered and how she had to wait for her order. We ran short on her order and had to prepare more, so naturally she had to wait for it to be cooked. She then had a fit, trying to right us of our socially unacceptable wrongs.
I apparently need to learn to think.
You my dear lady, need to get laid.
Thankyou, for making my otherwise pleasant day terrible. I hope you enjoy your meal and be sure to remember, for your own personal comfort, to pull that rod out of your ass.
Till Next Time,
XXX
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