Hold On While I Give You A Number ..

It's no secret that girls like older guys. I mean, you get maturity, responsibility, safety and (in most cases but these days its becoming more rare) less douche-bag-ness.

But Gentlemen, there is a limit with age when it comes to it being alright to make sexual propositions.

At our concession when you order hot food we give you a number so you get the order you want. Of course people joke around especially with (yes, you guessed it), number 69. It amazes me how even young kids, elementary aged, joke about getting the number. Mostly I try to avoid saying it in hopes of not having to deal with awkward jokes.

Well, yesterday an aged fellow 60+ made an order and when I was giving him his number he said something along the lines of hoping it would be 69 and that he's sure I get that all the time.

One - Ew. Thats gross, you pervert.

Two - What exactly are you saying with the second comment? Are you implying I get 69 jokes all the time or that.. I get the actual act?

Either way, thats fantastic. Heavily laden with sarcasm.

Lets just set pervert aside. Out of sight and out of mind. Forever.

Please, never come back.

Running away from that memory,

XXX